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Also, we can totally relate to the idea of settling, both in school and in the dating world. We all care way too much about what other people think. That's why, instead of just watching movies ourselves with an open mind, we rely on sites like Rotten Tomatoes to let us know what sort of opinions we should have about films before we even given them a chance. Faraz is very aware of the current state of the world, so he made sure all of his potential Tinder dates know that he comes with a number of glowing reviews from credible sources like the New York Times , the Washington Post and Dos Equis' infamous "Most Interesting Man in the World.
How can you possibly swipe left on someone who is clearly so universally beloved?
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Like, is he for real with that bio? He starts things off by making it perfectly clear that people just looking for a hookup need not message him, which is a breath of fresh air on an app where most guys are just looking to have sex. Unfortunately, he then adds that he's only really looking for a rich girl who will support his expensive drug habit and who will drive him around since Dusy's mom won't let him use her minivan anymore since he ate all of her lean cuisines. There's a possibility that he's being serious here, but assuming this is just a joke, he deserves a right swipe for having such a quirky and comically twisted sense of humor.
Mahlon may not be the most attractive guy you'll find while browsing through Tinder, but you have to at least give him some credit for having a good sense of humor and some awareness about his appearance! A variety of bad genetics and his poor diet led to Mahlon having a neck that sticks out as far as his head, so it doesn't really look like he has a chin. That's why he wrote "if you're into chins, probably not the best place to start. We respect that, and would swipe right just to commend him for the clever bio joke.
Kayleen is doing an amazing job making the best out of her situation.
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In her Tinder bio, she said that she enjoys long walks on the beach The only thing we can see that's wrong with Kayleen is that she's a whopping 77 miles away. Some people assume that it's just guys who only go on Tinder looking to hook up, but it seems like Molly is totally open about her sexuality and desire to get right down to business in the bedroom. Instead of writing anything about her personality or interests in her bio, she immediately noted that she's single and that she doesn't need to chew when she eats bananas.
We probably wouldn't advertise our lack of a gag reflex at the very start of our own dating profiles, but we're sure that helpful little tidbit of information has helped her get all of the dates or rather, one-night stands that she could possibly want!
You do you, Molly. Taylor has a great smile, kind eyes that we could totally get lost in and absolutely amazing hair. The guy who's holding him is alright too, we guess. That's right, this Tinder profile is actually for the adorable puppy in the picture! If you recognize him, it may be because he also has a profile on Snffr, which is basically like Tinder but for dogs.
We're not going to lie, we'd totally swipe right on this account just to tell Taylor that he's a good boy every day and would flirt with his owner who, alright, is admittedly very attractive just for the chance to play with him on our first date.
We're normally not cool with pet owners using their puppies to pick people up, but Taylor is just way too cute to turn away. Being in a relationship isn't always everything it's cracked up to be. Everyone assumes that life instantly becomes exciting when you've got a boyfriend or girlfriend, but a lot of the time, having a significant other just means you have someone to be bored and watch Netflix with. Dating Nathan, however, would never be boring! In his bio, Nathan jokes about being married with kids and looking for some side action before revealing that he's actually single, his "kids" are really just Tamagotchis, and that he's mostly on the app just so he can find someone to bring to family events so people will stop thinking there's something wrong with him.
He sounds hilarious to us, and that's not even considering the fact that he owns a giant taco costume that he puts on while wearing a duck mask! Guys, it's probably not the best idea to date a girl who is really into poetry. Not only do those types of girls typically expect huge gestures every Valentine's Day, anniversary and birthday Evelien isn't one of those girls, though, and she makes it clear by pointing out how utterly clueless she is about poetry in her Tinder bio.
Her best attempt at a poem is "roses are red, bacon is red, poems are hard, bacon.